A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding..
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Humor ~ Thanks to Laurie for today's joke. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: …More
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Humor ~ Thanks to Laurie for today's joke.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cruisers circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of …More
Humor ~ Thanks to Laurie for today's joke.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cruisers circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of …More
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We're not related. Although I like her style, I don't think she was Italian.
If she were, she would have been driving a Black Cadillac within the speed limit so as not to draw attention from the coppers.
One more thing. There would really have been a body in the trunk.
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We're not related. Although I like her style, I don't think she was Italian.
If she were, she would have been driving a Black Cadillac within the speed limit so as not to draw attention from the coppers.
One more thing. There would really have been a body in the trunk.
If she were, she would have been driving a Black Cadillac within the speed limit so as not to draw attention from the coppers.
One more thing. There would really have been a body in the trunk.
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To have the responses as this old lady had, she would have to be Italian!
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Probably from West Palm Beach
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She drives too fast and is very clever. She must be at least 1/2 Polish.
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She drives too fast and is very clever. She must be at least 1/2 Polish.
