Pope Will Baptize Little Green Men If They Ask
Father Guido Sarducci, the Prefect of the Pontifical Committee for Intergalactic Dialogue, has said that even though Martians or other visitors from space are aliens and not really men and therefore …More
Father Guido Sarducci, the Prefect of the Pontifical Committee for Intergalactic Dialogue, has said that even though Martians or other visitors from space are aliens and not really men and therefore are not descendants of Adam and would not have the stain of Original Sin on their souls, we will baptize them anyway. First, what the heck, it can't hurt and second it's better that we get to them before the Jews attempt to circumcise them which would likely damage intergalactic relations forever. We can work out the theology later.
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LOL! Yea the implications would be horrible if another faith got to them!
Jews would circumcise them.
Muslims would turn them into bombs.
Protestants would send them to destroy Rome.
buddhists would teach them that a flys life is as important as a humans.
LOL LOL!More
LOL! Yea the implications would be horrible if another faith got to them!
Jews would circumcise them.
Muslims would turn them into bombs.
Protestants would send them to destroy Rome.
buddhists would teach them that a flys life is as important as a humans.
LOL LOL!
Jews would circumcise them.
Muslims would turn them into bombs.
Protestants would send them to destroy Rome.
buddhists would teach them that a flys life is as important as a humans.
LOL LOL!